The Diaper Rap

-Some hip hop to sooth babies on the diaper mat-

That's right
I'm gonna change your diaper
I'm gonna wipe ya
Gonna put you on the mat so I can swipe ya
Off the old nap
Flush the new cr@p
If I do this right we'll overnight ya

Yo yo yo yo you got a biscuit
Yeah it's in your basket
But I'm gonna fix it
And when I'm done you'll feel fantastic

Uh huh

Hip hip a diddy
Hip hip a diddy diddy
Hip hip a diddy
Hip hip a diddy diddy

Yo there you go again
Up off the mat it's naked man
Big gut two skinny legs just like a Bears fan
But see I'm not done yet
Just come back and hit reset
Cuz I got this diaper and my motto's "Yes we can"

Hip hip a diddy
Hip hip a diddy

Yes we can naked man
Come on back for change you can believe in

Hip hip a diddy
Hip hip a diddy